Inventor of the Boom Boom Shoewheel and a fellow detective.
He's my mothers boyfriend and the reason why I wasted my spring break on a road trip to Chicago.
My teacher. He’s lucky he has me.
She is the mother of a genius.
I am the founder, president, and CEO of Total Failure, Inc., the best detective agency in the town, probably the state.
Perhaps the nation.
My business partner and my accountant.
My best friend.
He is not smart. Yes, he has a 4.6 grade-point average, but that’s only because he studies.
She smells like tangerines and she ruins everything.
And she has no respect for personal space.
(aka The WEDGIE)
Worldwide Enemy of Da Goodness In Everything.
(face blurred for your protection)