• Great-Aunt Colander

    Inventor of the Boom Boom Shoewheel and a fellow detective.

  • Doorman Dave

    He's my mothers boyfriend and the reason why I wasted my spring break on a road trip to Chicago.

  • Mr. Jenkins

    My teacher. He’s lucky he has me.

  • My Mother (aka The Warden)

    She is the mother of a genius.

  • Timmy

    I am the founder, president, and CEO of Total Failure, Inc., the best detective agency in the town, probably the state.
    Perhaps the nation.

  • Total

    My business partner and my accountant.

  • Rollo Tookus

    My best friend.
    He is not smart. Yes, he has a 4.6 grade-point average, but that’s only because he studies.
    Obsessively.

  • Molly Moskins

    She smells like tangerines and she ruins everything.
    And she has no respect for personal space.

  • Corrina Corrina

    (aka The WEDGIE)
    Worldwide Enemy of Da Goodness In Everything.
    (face blurred for your protection)